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How to Stimulate the Economy

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alexisanderson Flag

HILARIOUS.
this is totallyyyy hilarious! Matthew Lesko is AWESOME.
sarahcharnes Flag

?
Matthew, you've done it again.
jaredallen Flag

chiefs
cheeeefs
lindsey_eaves Flag

$$$
I LOVE free money!
AntoniaN Flag

SO FUNNY!!!
oh my god...Matthew Lesko is so hilarious. got my free $$ this week :-)
Aynsley Flag

Free Money
The guy with the money was fantastic and so was the guy with the question marks. Mr Budget was pretty good too.
ldybg13 Flag

Not very Stimutating
Sorry I thought it was a stupid spoof. Guess I will be the party pooper.
donhaneline Flag

Free Money
Can I have the rest of my 2007 tax return back too! It was our money to start with until Washington took it from us. fairtax.org
Derek Flag

Stimulated!!!!!!!
Right again Lesko! I just - got - STIMULATED!!!!! WhoooHooo!
ncaramanica Flag

Love it

Matthew Lesko: Does the economy have your budget down in the dumps? Then your budget just needs to be stipulated, perhaps in the form of free money from the government. For the last seven years I have been working on the biggest free money program in the history of America. I have been submitting all the paperwork to get every working American free money. I went through all the W-2s, the online dating profiles, the personal records and even Facebook profiles of every working American all to get you free money.

How do I get it?

Here is how. If you have a valid Social Security Number and $3000 of income and you have filled out your 2007 tax return you qualify. The IRS takes care of the rest. Individuals can receive up to a $600 and married couples up to $1200 of free money.

Speaker: But when will I get it?

Matthew Lesko: Here are the dates. If your tax return was direct deposited to your account and your Social Security Number ends in 00-20 it's deposited May 2nd. Social Security Numbers ending in 21-75 you get it May 9th, 76-99 you get it May 16th. If you get a paper check for your return you will also be getting a check mailed to you for your free money. Social Security Numbers ending in 00-09 your check will be mailed by May 16th. For numbers ending in 10-18 they will be mailed by 23rd, 19-25 by May 30th and 26-38 by June 6th and vis-s-vis 39-51 June 13th and 52-63 June 20th and 64-75 the 27th of June and listen the 76-87 numbers they get it on July 4th. This is America's Independence Day. and for 88-99 it's July 11th. For any questions go to www.irs.gov.

Speaker: I just got my free money but now what do I do with it?

Matthew Lesko: Use your free money to buy a new car. Speaker: Sweet.

Matthew Lesko: Or how about a brand new house? Speaker: It's a live-in. Matthew Lesko: Or ever better a great book by a talented author and learn how to get more free money.

Speaker: Thanks Mr. Lesko.

Matthew Lesko: You are welcome America, you have been stimulated.

Speaker: Matthew Lesko did not actually have any part in developing our Economics Stimulus Package. However the provided information on dates and payments is correct and was taken directly from IRS website. Please go to www.irs.gov for more information. Enjoy your free money America.

Expert: Matthew Lesko

www.GovernmentMoneyClub.com

P: 800-UNCLE SAM

Email: matthew@lesko.com

Twenty years ago, Matthew Lesko was working out of his bedroom with one phone line helping Fortune 500 companies get information on commodities - until he got bored. Today, Lesko is a best-selling author, appears regularly on network television shows and travels the country appearing on virtually every newscast in the top 100 markets. His stage antics, as well as his sound consumer advice has made him a More »